Hi, there. I am a writer and reader of fiction. This is my internet home.

about

Sam (they/she) was born and raised in a suburb of Washington, DC. They received an MFA in writing from The Michener Center for Writers at University of Texas at Austin, where they served as associate fiction editor for Bat City Review. They are currently based in Baltimore, Maryland.

publications

Dr. Moffett’s Suicide Prevention Program

The University has always had a problem with suicide. Published 2026 by Eclectica. Read here.

How to Grow A Confident, Masculine Cactus That Commands Respect

Why do cactuses these days seem so submissive and weak? Published 2026 by Weekly Humorist. Read here.

Womyn’s Cottage Contingency Contract

On the pitfalls of young womanhood and those friends who help us survive it. Published 2015 by The Toast. Read here.